by Portia Emilia Anthony
Yes, you heard me and I mean it.
Hold it a minute, please, take a deep breath and hear me out first before you start saying I am a mole in the People’s Democratic Party (PDP). Lol…. I am not warming up to defect to All Progressives Congress (APC) neither am I nursing any wish to become a Buharist touch wood.
Now, if Buhari hadn’t won this election or rather was not foisted on us as a president all you would have been hearing would have been.
There goes a man that would have given us heaven on earth.
A man that would have created an Eldora out of nothing.
A man that would have equalled Naira to a Dollar.
A man that would have stabilised the OPEC and in compensation would have given us an OPEC president.
There goes a man that would have liberated the downtrodden, the dismal class, the landless gantries and given them the hope and audacity to dare to dream.
A man that would have brought us the Chibok girls within a month.
A man that would have wiped out boko haram within three months and restore hope and peace in the Northern region.
That man that would have given us petrol at N40 per liter yes, there goes that man called Buhari the great enigma.
A man that would have given the youth corppers N50k a month and given unemployment benefits to youths.
A man that would have given pension and allowances to the old people and look after them well because he is an OAP himself.
A man that would have fed the kids in public schools at least a meal day.
A man that would have created 12 million jobs in four years and given us the most robust economy.
A man that would have compensated even the journalists with life policies in case of any eventuality.
A man that would have completed the second Niger bridge and turn Onitsha to another Dubai.
A man that would have harnessed and closed down the great divide between the North and the South.
That would have been the man, the saviour, the master, the messiah that would have brought the much-needed development to Nigeria and finally, that man would have given us our rightful place in the committee of nations.
A man that would have brought corruption to ground zero and jail all the corrupt politicians.
Yes, that man would have been Buhari, a man that Nigerians never gave the chance to come and make all the wrongs right.
It would have been a case of useless Nigerians that do not know or want anything good for their country. Instead of voting for the liberator they went and voted for the “clueless Jonathan a man from Otueke”, that has come to continue with his backwardness.
Ah! I am so happy that, the man in question is our president, it is not some hypothesis nor some case study that students and professors would have had to embark on and inferred their tentative analysis on.
Yes, that man called Alhaji Buhari is here and him alone has built the myth around himself and he is the only one that has been able to also dispel and dismantle the stupid myth without the help of anyone.
You can’t dispel Buhari’s myth for him, his stupidity, his cluelessness, his lack of know-how is legendary in fact, no one can or could have dispelled that myth and larger-than-life persona about him better than himself.
I am so glad that Buhari is the president of Nigeria today and we have come to know that he is all mouth and no action, that there is nothing to him but just an empty myth surrounding a very empty old man.
Yes, Buhari is a very big myth and nothing can or could have prepared us for what he has come to be and represent today.
Buhari is nothing but an empty vessel full of cows dung and nothing else.
So happy that we now know him.
You see us that is what we would have been saying if Buhari was not foisted on us. I know us that is how we roll we are Nigerians.
What a relief really?
Good night, mbok (please).
Portia Emilia Anthony is a lawyer (not an oil marketer). She is a public affairs analyst. Connect with her on Facebook.
The opinions expressed in this article are solely those of the author.
