This is not a toothbrush handle pondering its right hand. Or an eraser giving birth.
It’s a vibrator. A really scary vibrator that promises extra ecstasy.
Behold the Ultimate G, the $106 G-spot-mining gizmo now creating buzz on the Internet. It’s “designed by medical experts to take you to the third level of orgasm,” according to U.K. sex toy retailer Ann Summers.
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Need a bit more clinical explanation? “The main shaft with multiple pleasure bumps target your G-Spot directly, while the outer arms target the sensitive inner clitoris,” the copy reads further.
New York Magazine asked whether the “third level” fell under The Huffington Post’s Third Metric well-being initiative of Arianna Huffington. Our boss responded thusly:
Sadly, #thirdmetric has a strict policy against any devices in the bedroom #thatincludesvibrators https://t.co/ffCO67y418
— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) January 15, 2014
(Hat tip, Refinery 29)
