We’re used to seeing ridiculous X-rated poses that bend the nudity rules on Instagram from the likes of Miley Cyrus, Blac Chyna and the Kardashians.
But rapper The Game is clearly on a mission to become their male equivalent, by, well, pretty much flaunting his package over the internet – again.
Yup.
The 35-year-old rapper has once again posed in front of his mirror flexing his muscular arms and chest in the bathroom and also, well grabbing his, er, manhood in a pair of super tight boxers.
Because how else can you gain followers on Instagram?
And if that wasn’t bad enough, the 50 cent collaborator also wrote what can only be described as a short pornographic script to go alongside the revealing selfie.
He started by confidently questioning: his followers: “I mean if I’m not your #ManCrushMonday then who da f**k is ???”
Before trying to persuade his female followers to go home and, well, pleasure themselves.
In an explicit list of hashtags informing them what to do, he suggested they “Put on Usher confessions album and let it play through” to get them in the mood and also “Go old school” by putting “them toys away”.
Shudder.
Through an extensive list of hashtags – seriously mate, stop abusing the hashtag – he suggested that his followers ditch the gym and go home to play with themselves.
Asking them to prop up their pillows to get comfortable and spread their thighs, he began to talk about masturbation, slowly.
And then taking it up a notch, he told his followers to then imagine he was performing oral sex on them, before offering to catch an uber “Downtown”.
Lovely.
