When a 17th Century poet wrote ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’, he had no idea how bad things would get once scorned women discovered social media, black marker pens and really expensive cars.
When Maria Alejandra Samaniego, 25, found boyfriend Pabil Muniz Quintanilla, 27, in bed with another woman in Barranquilla in northern Colombia, she didn’t go berserk, scream, or smash crockery.
Instead, she waited a couple of hours, charmed a security guard and sneaked into Pabil’s underground car park and wrote ‘Small Penis’, ‘Junkie,’ and ‘Crap Shag’ on Pabil’s gleaming white Mercedes, in permanent black marker.
Realising that he’d probably be reluctant to drive a vehicle saying, ‘Small Penis,’ never mind one saying, ‘Junkie’, she videoed the vehicle and uploaded it to the internet, where it rapidly clocked 110,000 hits, and a chorus of support from women, men, and people who dislike 27-year-olds rich enough to own their own Mercedes.
‘Way to go girl. That will show the cheating piece of slime!’ wrote one supporter.