Total c*ck up.
Penises may be marvellous, but unfortunately they don’t really translate into interior design.
Strange that.
And while we’re all up for celebrating the joy that is the willy, we can’t help but feel that the people behind these phallic interiors have taken things a tad too far.
So before you go and adorn your pad with a penis-shaped pool or four-penis-poster bed, we recommend you take a look at these 13 pictures which prove penis-inspired interiors are not the one.
1. This four-penis-poster bed.
Which is ironically a MASSIVE turn off.
2. This penis shaped pool.
Jump in, the water’s lovely. Or not.
3. In fact, there are surprisingly large number of penis shaped pools in the world. Go figure.
#Lads
4. These willy vases.
Made even less desirable by their flesh-coloured finish. Vom.
5. This blinged-up great big c*ck chandelier.
Do we think someone’s overcompensating for a little something?
6. And now we enter the extensive sub-group of penis-adorned chairs.
From this one, with a discreet peeny-arm…
Complete with two rather firm looking balls.
7. To this old school schlong engraving.
With kissing c*cks.
8. This highly polished stool.
Made from 100 per cent natural wood.
9. And finally this rather aggressive chair.
Which we wouldn’t sit in if you paid us.
10. This attention-stealing willy window.
Which we can’t work decide if it’s a bold statement or unfortunate mistake.
11. This table with the massive dildo leg.
*GULP*
12. This statement sofa set up.
Did someone say disgruntled employee?
13. And finally, this penis-shaped building, which is actually a church.
Unforch.
