Last week, our Catherine totally skeeved all of us, which I might add is not an easy task, with 20 Words That Gross Us Out More Than “Moist.”
Seriously, ew! It’s bad enough to hear a funky word in your day-to-day life, but what about when you’re trying to keep things sexy? You don’t want to say something icky when you’re naked. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of no-no words for once you’ve said “yes.” Let’s do it, down and dirty with 36 words you should never ever say … in bed!
- Daddy (as in “Who’s your …”)
- Yikes
- Vag
- The runs
- Pimple
- Anus
- Pee-pee
- Sloppy
- Oops
- Examine
- Monday
- Taxes
- Fart
- Rashy
- Uh-oh
- Chunky
- Growth
- Just like in jail
- Peen
- Gassy
- Boink
- Baby-girl
- Wee, as in little
- Tushie
- Chafe
- Adorable
- Yack, vomit, Ralph (unless it’s his name), puke
- Smegma
- Splooge
- Removed
- Ugly
- Ew
- Insert ex’s name here
- Mommy
- Juices
You got another word you never want to hear in the sack? Eek us out in the comments!
