– You should wear black.
– Have you ever thought about lap band surgery?
– You’re big-boned, that’s all.
– If you ate less, you’d lose the weight.
– What happened?
– I wish I enjoyed food like you.
– Don’t worry, I like thick girls.
– Did you gain weight because you’re afraid of attracting men?
– You’d be so pretty if you lost weight.
– When are you due?
– My friend lost so much weight on this great diet.
– You shouldn’t wear stripes or polka dots.