Some of the hottest girls I know are single. Fact.
There’s no disputing it.
Why? Because often, what makes a person single is exactly what makes a person sexy.
1. They’ve got big personalities
There is a big difference between being hot and being pretty.
Anyone can be pretty – being hot is a different ball game altogether. It comes with self-assurance and personality, both of which can leave men crapping their proverbial pants on a date.
2. They’re loyal to their friends
Hot single women don’t dump their friends the minute a man comes along. Far from it – the men in their life have to form an orderly queue and wait their turn.
Friends come first.
3. They’re not desperate
They’re mostly using Tinder to send screen shots to their friends of men holding fish/leaning on motorbikes/cuddling small animals/exposing their nipples/using 18 emoticons in one sentence.
4. You’re not their priority
Nice girls turn up on time, stay sober, act interested and consider the fact that chemistry isn’t always immediate but that love can grow with patience.
Sexy girls cancel on you because they didn’t get to bed until 5am the night before but promise to make it up to you.
5. They are sexually adventurous
And think monogamy is something you make a dining table out of.
6. They’re ambitious
With jobs, with relationships, with plans, goals and aspirations – life is too short to get married in the Cotswolds at 24.
So while nice girls are on their best behaviour on date four at Somerset House (he called me his girlfriend! *squeals*!!), sexy girls are being promoted for the second time this year and planning a girls weekend in Ibiza to celebrate.
7. They’re wild horses
Completely untameable, utterly unreliable, incapable of compromise and totally addicted to freedom and the unknown.
Which is totally not sexy.
At all.
8. They don’t settle
Dust settles. Not hot, single women.
9. They couldn’t give a damn what society expects of them
Or that people think there’s might be something ‘wrong’ with them because they haven’t found a husband yet.
Because while you’ve been out looking they’ve been walking the Inca trail in South America, running the New York marathon and completing an open university degree in social science.
10. They dress however the hell they want to
Which might mean five inch heels and a chiffon shirt to work on a Monday morning. Damn hot.
11. Men presume they’re already taken
Because they’re so hot.
And that suits them just fine.
